I'm angry about my middle name,
What were my parents thinking?
I'm angry at my little toe,
I'm sure that it's been drinking.
I suggest you look at your art work,
Particularly the frame,
Dress like a penguin and take it to dinner,
But it won't remember your name.
(Or call you the next day.)
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