Easter Bunny

The Easter Bunny was not content,
With the girls and boys,
They had been misbehaving,
Arguing and breaking toys.
So, he did not want to deliver,
His clutch of chocolate eggs,
Instead he wanted proper gifts,
For all of humanity's dregs.
So, this year he left behind raisins,
Covered in chocolate,
But they weren't commercially available,
They came from out his butt.

With the way some kids are, wouldn't you do the same?