Call me from your home at night,
Preserve your identity,
Abuse me with your twisted logic,
Be welcome to harass me.
Don't do it to my face,
Hide behind technology,
Swear, curse and make your threats,
It's all the same to me.
My incoming calls are monitored,
The phone company keeps a list,
For morons just like you,
Who like to yell when they're pissed.
So, do your best, you moron,
Scream to you're heart's delight,
You'll be hearing from my solicitors,
Before tomorrow turns into night.
This doesn't happen to me anymore (unlisted number), but it happened to a teacher at school this week. People can just be creeps, sometimes.
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