Audit

The Auditor called recently,
To discuss what was in store,
It seemed we were being audited,
My jaw fell to the floor.
We hid the purchase of new cars,
And the trips to the Bahamas,
We concealed the cases of Bordeaux,
And the silk pyjamas.
We went into the Teachers' Lounge,
And removed the heated spa,
We disposed of our frequent flier miles,
From the trips abroad and afar.
We cancelled the delivery of fine foods,
Everyone hid their laptop,
We took home our Cuban cigars,
And to long lunches put a stop.
We archived our school resources,
Putting them in secure store,
We feigned ignorance to their existence,
Like so many times before.
The auditor was quite concerned,
"This school is in the past,
We need to allocate much more to them,
Send cash and send it fast."
So, now everything has been returned,
And the school has a modest gain,
Now, please excuse me leaving now,
I have to catch a plane.

The school was having a financial audit and I just extended the idea to include all sorts of funds mismanagement, but in a way that the people weren’t caught and that the school would benefit.