The world comes into sharper focus,
Women now I understand,
Einstein was almost right,
But his work needed my hand.
I've solved Africa's starvation crisis,
The deserts I can irrigate,
I can reconcile the warring nations,
This now seems to be my fate.
This alcohol has made me brilliant,
No longer a mere sheep,
I can solve the world's problems,
But first I need a sleep.
I awaken with a terrific hangover,
Remembering something about last night,
But I have no idea what it was,
It evaporated with the morning light.
Often I have crazy ideas when intoxicated. I was thinking that I wondered if I had good ones, but lost them.
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